the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
the hash slinging slasher
(Source: scriptures, via beashmo)
there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
(via kaylaroseee)
Realizing just now that “Ultimate Spider-Man” doesn’t have a theme song.
What the hell, Marvel?
That’s not cool.
This is what happens when you insult Thor’s mother’s drapes.
(Source: the-starkster, via kyla109)
So I finally bought a ringtone for my iPhone after 8 months of not having a cool ringtone.
Thought you might be proud of it, Tumblr.
— Elizabeth Gilbert (via kari-shma)
(via mysortafairytale)















