The Guardians of the Galaxy clean up pretty nicely. What a bunch of a-holes. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #WorldPremiere

The Guardians of the Galaxy clean up pretty nicely. What a bunch of a-holes. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #WorldPremiere

A new ScareZone for Universal Studio Hollywood’s Halloween Horror Nights. My body is ready. #HalloweenHorrorNightsUSH #USH

A new ScareZone for Universal Studio Hollywood’s Halloween Horror Nights. My body is ready. #HalloweenHorrorNightsUSH #USH

These were all in my wallet… #Work

These were all in my wallet… #Work

Tags: work

*heavy breathing* #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

*heavy breathing* #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

Took a lot of self control for me to not buy an ice cream Sunday on a cinnamon roll tonight, so I celebrated that victory by eating a corn dog longer than my face, because that’s how that works.  (at Orange County Fair & Event Center)

Took a lot of self control for me to not buy an ice cream Sunday on a cinnamon roll tonight, so I celebrated that victory by eating a corn dog longer than my face, because that’s how that works. (at Orange County Fair & Event Center)

The view’s not so bad from the Ferris Wheel. #OCFair (at Orange County Fair, Costa Mesa California. Ray Cammack Shows)

The view’s not so bad from the Ferris Wheel. #OCFair (at Orange County Fair, Costa Mesa California. Ray Cammack Shows)

Tags: ocfair

I almost won, before @hollywoodbabe13 stole my victory from me. Happy birthday, asshole.

I almost won, before @hollywoodbabe13 stole my victory from me. Happy birthday, asshole.

I couldn’t have asked for a better group of guests for my first official (non-preview) Disney California Story tour now that the tour’s officially launched! I can’t wait to do it all again on Tuesday! #GuestRelations #GuidedTours #TourGuide #DisneyCaliforniaStory (at Disney California Adventure)

I couldn’t have asked for a better group of guests for my first official (non-preview) Disney California Story tour now that the tour’s officially launched! I can’t wait to do it all again on Tuesday! #GuestRelations #GuidedTours #TourGuide #DisneyCaliforniaStory (at Disney California Adventure)

Club Taco Bell

My Wii Fit U pedometer got a nice wash yesterday with my gym shorts. Too bad it’s not waterproof… #Upgrade #Fitbit #AddMePeople #AlsoTellMeHowToAddPeopls

My Wii Fit U pedometer got a nice wash yesterday with my gym shorts. Too bad it’s not waterproof… #Upgrade #Fitbit #AddMePeople #AlsoTellMeHowToAddPeopls

"Some have even declared it Marvel’s finest film yet." OH DANG. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

"Some have even declared it Marvel’s finest film yet." OH DANG. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

This night tested my strength and my ability to overcome. It was hell, but I made it. #PhoneInCar2014

This night tested my strength and my ability to overcome. It was hell, but I made it. #PhoneInCar2014

"Happy 59th birthday Disneyland yay woo OKAY GUYS DROP THE BANNER OH SHIT Y’ALL DIAMOND CELEBRATION NEXT YEEAAAR 60 YEARS WHAAAAAAAT CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN NEXT STOP: THIS TIME NEXT YEAR. *cough* Well, enjoy the 59th." #Disneyland #DiamondCelebration #LetsSeeThoseNewNametags

"Happy 59th birthday Disneyland yay woo OKAY GUYS DROP THE BANNER OH SHIT Y’ALL DIAMOND CELEBRATION NEXT YEEAAAR 60 YEARS WHAAAAAAAT CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN NEXT STOP: THIS TIME NEXT YEAR. *cough* Well, enjoy the 59th." #Disneyland #DiamondCelebration #LetsSeeThoseNewNametags

Amy Pond shaved her head and blue herself.

Amy Pond shaved her head and blue herself.

Jack Black as R.L. Stine from the “Goosebumps” movie out next year. It’s probably going to be stupid, but I can’t wait

Jack Black as R.L. Stine from the “Goosebumps” movie out next year. It’s probably going to be stupid, but I can’t wait